Name: Wednesday Friday Addams
Born: 1938
Hobbies: Ballet, pyromania, raising spiders
Likes: The Bermuda Triangle; a pressed white collar; the abyss
Dislikes: Smiling; team activities; other people
Style: Impeccable
It’s October: the best month of the year. The days are bright, chilly and serene. The ground is crispy with leaves. Spicy hot chocolates can be consumed with wanton abandon. Best of all, it’s time to pack away the insubstantial, frolicking spirit of summer, and return to the comfort of autumn – bookishness, hibernation, stoicism. Stay in every night. Grow a handsome fur on your legs. Wear black. Inky, sincere, luxurious black. You can’t go wrong with this look – it’s perfect for work and funerals. Ignore the hysterical self-help tropes of fulfilment and happiness that constantly surround us. Maybe true happiness is misanthropy and gin.
Wednesday Addams: Things You Will Need to Perfect the Look:
A willingness to make cutting remarks, insult people stylishly, and tear apart their hopes and dreams. Don’t be afraid. Be brave. The world needs your acid cruelties, to stop happy people from talking so much.
An intense, unfathomable apathy.
A really sharp white collar.
A feeling that Halloween is the only time you ever really fit in.
And maybe some of this:
Happy Autumn everyone!
Amy Jardine 
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